Friday, April 27, 2012

Rants are what happens when I DON'T get laid...

The flaky guy I am sometimes banging strikes again. I say "sometimes" because the "banging" is not happening often enough. If a guy really wants to fuck you, you’d think he’d do so.

It's odd that when I ask someone if they are free on any given night and they say YES, they are... that they actually are free. Why YES, otherwise?

I need to find a new toy.

Sometimes I feel really weird when I say shit like that, but that is how I feel.

Given that I am a 40something and female, one would think that I’d be desperate for a husband by now. But no.. I mean a live-in penis would be convenient for all that sex I'm always wanting, but the rest of it...  sharing a living space, having to ‘check-in’ and having no privacy really just doesn't appeal to me.

I’m this unreasonable woman who wants sex whenever she wants it, alone time whenever she wants it, wants a bathroom to herself… not to mention wanting the bed to herself (for the sleeping, anyway).

I also don’t want to cook for anyone but myself or clean up after anyone but myself. I don’t want to have to converse with anyone when what I really want to do is watch Glee. I don’t want to have anyone nag at me if I spend MY weekend watching Buffy reruns… even if it’s 2 or 3 seasons of it.

I just want a reliable toy made of person as opposed to rubber or plastic.

Probably too much to ask, but I always ask anyway.

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